The case of the missing iPod.

So, my iPod has gone missing. It can't have felt unloved, because I use it almost daily. I'm not embarrassed to take it out in public, not at all. I use my red nano every time I go running, which is almost daily. I lovingly store it in my Nike+ armband so it won't get scratched. I upload my running data the minute I walk in the door from my run. In fact the only places my iPod ever goes are in my gym bag or hooked up to the laptop. So how can it possibly have disappeared? Dear iPod nano, please come home. I miss you so much that I'm thinking of pulling out the video iPod and making its acquaintance again.